A VOTER I Am!

CTF Editorial: January 20, 2001

A VOTER I am, And I'm really ticked, I did not vote for that PRICK! I'm in deep snit! This election is full of SHIT! Run away in fear, For it's not worth living here! The Electoral College is useless and old, If I may be so bold. 200,000 more Hoos in Hooville voted for Gore, And yet we're stuck with this Bush Bore?! A THIEF Dubya is, And a coke head to boot! He cannot read, he cannot lead, He cannot know, he's done too much blow! Why, he cannot even speak, For his brain is too weak! Dubya is a dip! And this is a trip! This is not fair, this is not fun. Dubya has not won. Will we stand for this lout? No, we'll just throw him out! Dubya may pout, His lawyers may shout, But by damn my vote WILL count! For if it does not, Our democracy won't be worth snot! A VOTER I am, And I'm in a snit! I PROMISE you have not heard the last of it!